What thoughts on ‘Sinfull Women….Where Are They?’ morning rambling pome?

March 20, 2011 in Pome Church Tags: , , , , , ,

Question by Elysabeth: What thoughts on ‘Sinfull Women….Where Are They?’ morning rambling pome?
This morning, driving sleepy,<< came a sight to mine eyes,<< creepy, and for all intents<< and purposes, made em weepy.<<

The sign outside this church<< proclaimed, "Sermon for Sunday<< will be 'Sinfull Women'. "<<< Hot damn! Here we go!!!<<

Who on earth would that include?<<< The wife of a consultant
who's the mistress of a doctor
who's cheating on the consultant's

girlfriend?<< Or, the neighborhood hooker,
for lack of employment,
trying to feed her children?<<

"Who among ye is the sinner?"<< And they all look around
at each other.<< Who bought you that mink coat,<<

who bought those diamonds,<< who paid for that face lift?<< But, who among ye, is to judge?<< Judge not, lest ye be judged....

I sit here, in a cozy bridgehouse,
LMAO! Really don't think<< that minister will actually
go into those words....

Do you?

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya'llses who ain't judgemental<< Neon...this morning I'm wired! Ida ain't coming here, but storm winds will. And the boats are not going out...TG!!!
When I saw that sign, I knew this pome was on its way....gee, can't wait till the sign reads 'Sinfull Men'!
What the blazes is that church minister thinking?????? This is a small town, and gossip moves at the speed of fright!
John D....that would have been a LOT better than what they had....but....uh....we're all from Eve...automatic sinners<<<< Sin...and yes, I thought of your name used that way...HMMMPH! Enough to make me get that minister out of bed, and read him chapter AND verse on you!!!! Utter nerve!!!!

Best answer:

Answer by neonman
Your brain is just wired differently! lol Might be good…might be bad, definitely not sinful! A good read, punctuation and all! GM to you.

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7 Responses to “What thoughts on ‘Sinfull Women….Where Are They?’ morning rambling pome?”

  1. bobby's girl Says:

    Brilliant! The right amount of humor mixed with the correct amount of lesson, baked into a most delicious read! Utterly brilliant! LOVED<<

  2. Dondi Says:

    I like sinful women. I also like “Sinful Women”.
    Good morning gorgeous.

  3. ѕave a тυrĸey, eaт a ѕpυd Says:

    A little coffee went up my nose on the first stanza when I realized what you were doing. This is the type of humor I enjoy very much. The serious with a splash of chuckle.

    Very good.

    Good Morning!

  4. Giggles Says:

    Answering BEFORE I read other answers so if I repeat something already said, it is my original thought here and if ANYONE comes close to my thoughts, I feel a bit sorry for them…giggling

    anyways, I digress..

    as to the question in the poem. The one who judged the most was the minister, pastor, whatever he makes people call him to make him feel important, that’s my opinion.

    as for the sermon of the week stuff, we have hundreds of churches who post weekly or daily little inspirations on their NEON signs,

    we call them the chuckle a day signs.

    [Do they even read them before they stick them up there?!]

    nice write, love the way your brain works

    funny, your brain works better when you are tired than mine does wide awake…

    hm

    GOOD MORNING! (are you awake now that I shouted that at ya?!)

    giggling…

  5. jenny Says:

    Me oh my, the sights you see
    with sleepily eyes, to open up
    and steal away your mind to whirling!
    at all the pointing fingers going ’round,
    I wonder were there a pile of stones
    laying on the ground to throw at,whoever
    this preacher had in mind to pounce upon.

  6. John D Says:

    Well, for heaven’s sakes what to you expect?? You’re not going to see a sign outside a church reading,

    “SUNDAY SERMON: Pretty Women”

    But you do make a point…

    ‘Mornin’ to you, too.

  7. Sin Says:

    hu? They said at the gate I was posed to come here and just stand .
    Do I get coffee and donuts?

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