How can I prevent myself from laughing at the old guy in church who sings all his readings?

Question by Balls W: How can I prevent myself from laughing at the old guy in church who sings all his readings?
whenever i have to go to church, typically on christmas to appease my family, there is one guy who sings all his readings completely off key. I start laughing out loud; my eyes begin to water. I turn my head to other members of the congregation who seem to be in the same predicament I am, even the old church-goers. How do I prevent myself from getting the urge to run to the nearest exit so I don’t have to worry about accidentally snorting?

Best answer:

Answer by Fireball226
chew gum and control yourself..

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