Are Fundies afraid to name their church because they tend to have silly names?

Question by Newell: Are Fundies afraid to name their church because they tend to have silly names?
“The Carpenter’s Meeting Hall”

“Maranatha Mansion”

“The Potter’s Wheel”

“Victory is Assured Jesus House of Faith”

And so on?

Best answer:

Answer by gbmtmas
Fundy-Thumpers don’t have a Church because they are not Christians. Their religion was invented by uneducated militant fanatics who twist and pervert religion to their liking. The names of their places of worship sound like popular jargon, and quite silly, because they have no sense of Christian history. Their religion is as tacky and as shallow as the popular culture from where they draw most of their inspiration.

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